Even more wrong ways to use your sex toy: Dildo Edition!

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We’ve showed you some *inadvisable* uses for vibrators, whips, and feathers (read about it here). We’ve returned this semester with some additional, and again inadvisable, uses for DILDOS! I know this is the blog post you’ve all been waiting for… 😏😏😏

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No, Lester! That dildo is no punching bag!

Nope, not an armrest either! You’ll have to get something else to prevent carpal tunnel syndrome!

I mean… suppose (??) you could use your dildo as door stopper…

Would not recommend purely for it’s ineffectiveness! They have the weight but no stability.

You’d need a pretty skinny dildo for this one… but what a conversation piece for guests!

Probably not the most effective, or sanitary, thing to use as a wine stopper?

This use? This use we approve of! Ring toss, ring toss, ring toss!!

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