How NOT to use your sex toys

Your favourite sexy event, Sex Toy Bingo, is returning on February 14th in Wyckham House! Arguably our most popular event, your evening is sure to be filled with a ton of fun (with a little sex ed mixed in).

As you know, we’ll be giving away some delightful toys to our winners. Though we’re not here to tell you how to use them, we feel doing any of the things below may not be advisable (mostly for sanitary reasons).

No, Shifrah. That’s not a duster!

Short hair, don’t care? You definitely don’t have to now with those very stylish leather hair extensions, Serena. #ponytailonfleek

It’s going to take you a long time to blend those cookies with a vibrator, Kira. They don’t seem to mind though.

Even with the condom, that dildo will NOT be body safe after you finish making your sandwich, Jon. Hope you or your partner don’t have a nut allergy. ūüėČ

Come check out an all-new Sex Toy Bingo on Valentine’s Day (February 14, 2018)! In addition to bingo, we’ll have games, a taco stand (appropriately named “Taco Sexy to Me”), and a TON of fun. Make sure to reserve your free tickets ahead of time to guarantee your spot at the event. There will be a limited amount of tickets available at the door. The taco stand and the Hub will both be CASH ONLY. If you’re wanting to snack and sip, make sure to bring cash (ATMs located in Wyckham House). This event is 18+ and open to MRU students only (students may bring non-MRU guests).

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